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conventional watch 

a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch
My phones dead, do you have the time?... on a conventional watch?
conventional watch by Leels February 2, 2010
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Conventional Gay 

Conventional Gays conform to the stereotypical gay subculture, very common in America, but not so much in places like Berlin. They dress the same, look the same, meet in pubs, drink a lot of alcohol, which they need in order to dance or have sex; they talk a lot, but never about anything interesting or important, and laugh loudly and in an affected manner at comments that are not funny. They go to circuit parties, gay cruises on giant ships and only to gay destinations like Sitges, Mykonos or Ibiza. They lack creativity and are too insecure to express any kind of individuality.
All the guys at the bar were conventional gays. I couldn't really tell them apart and there was no one I wanted to talk to so I left.

conventional standards

A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.
"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."
conventional standards by Joan Dark January 14, 2008

Geneva Convention 

A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions
George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"

Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"

Geneva convention 

A fun to do list
The geneva convention is a fun to do list
Geneva convention by luisthewoz December 12, 2020

Dry Lunch Convention 

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.
Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.
Dry Lunch Convention by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019

Jimmy Dean convention 

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.
We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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