Geneva Convention

A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions

George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"

Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"

by NutNibbler5000 June 17, 2020

Geneva Convention

Something I've violated.

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.

by Salamander888 April 20, 2020

Geneva Convention

Canada's to-do list during WW1

The true story of how the Geneva convention was made is they found a to-do list in a Canadian solder's pocket

by Golliath33 March 6, 2023

Geneva Convention

A suggestion.

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.

by Den drinks his own cum. September 25, 2020

Geneva Convention

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

Geneva convention

A fun to do list

The geneva convention is a fun to do list

by luisthewoz December 12, 2020

Geneva Conventions

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.

Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.

by seanyboyK January 22, 2016