Contaminated Goat 

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.

Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!

Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release.

Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

nostril contamination by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

Cumtaminated 

one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources

Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"

Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."

Guy A: (looks confused)

Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"

Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)

Cumtaminated by gorilla adam March 2, 2009

Cuntaminate 

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.

Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.

Cuntaminate by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009

contominated 

All girls who have dated or been with Tom

You don't want that shit, she's been contominated

contominated by Tom3 October 15, 2006