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Cuntaminate 

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.
Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.
Cuntaminate by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009

cumtaminate 

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating
Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated
cumtaminate by Charles December 8, 2004

Contaminated Goat 

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

Cuntaminate 

For an insecure and controlling woman to attend a men's day out uninvited.
Brah your bitch is going to cuntaminate guys night; tell your her to go home so we can get drunk and go to the strip club, maybe play some mailbox baseball!
Cuntaminate by Mato Hoksila December 25, 2014

Cuntaminated 

When a group of people, usually in a position of power, are abusing or neglecting their power and behaving like total cunts.
The whole of the council cabinet has become cuntaminated an needs to step down.
Cuntaminated by KC AJ July 4, 2017

Cuntaminated 

State of being a person finds themself in after all their buddies learn of their one night stand with the sleaziest, manliest, most scandalous and vile sack-chasing bitch in the hood and are now considered the newest laughing stock and also become blacklisted by all other ladies who learn of it....this is something that can't be reversed or changed, so it is therefore a permanent social status, kinda how jungle fever is with white race-traitor bitcbes...
Damn bro, Mike used to pull so much booty, then he hooked up with that jank-junkie Blowqueetha one night when she was feinding super bad, now all the rest of these broads cold-shoulder him like he's been cuntaminated....no mo skank- hunting with him now...
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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