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Cuntaminate 

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.
Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.
Cuntaminate by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009

cumtaminate 

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating
Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated
cumtaminate by Charles December 8, 2004

Contaminated Goat 

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

Cuntaminate 

For an insecure and controlling woman to attend a men's day out uninvited.
Brah your bitch is going to cuntaminate guys night; tell your her to go home so we can get drunk and go to the strip club, maybe play some mailbox baseball!
Cuntaminate by Mato Hoksila December 25, 2014

Cuntaminated 

When a group of people, usually in a position of power, are abusing or neglecting their power and behaving like total cunts.
The whole of the council cabinet has become cuntaminated an needs to step down.
Cuntaminated by KC AJ July 4, 2017

Cuntaminated 

State of being a person finds themself in after all their buddies learn of their one night stand with the sleaziest, manliest, most scandalous and vile sack-chasing bitch in the hood and are now considered the newest laughing stock and also become blacklisted by all other ladies who learn of it....this is something that can't be reversed or changed, so it is therefore a permanent social status, kinda how jungle fever is with white race-traitor bitcbes...
Damn bro, Mike used to pull so much booty, then he hooked up with that jank-junkie Blowqueetha one night when she was feinding super bad, now all the rest of these broads cold-shoulder him like he's been cuntaminated....no mo skank- hunting with him now...