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Cuntaminate 

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.
Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.
Cuntaminate by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009
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Cuntaminate 

For an insecure and controlling woman to attend a men's day out uninvited.
Brah your bitch is going to cuntaminate guys night; tell your her to go home so we can get drunk and go to the strip club, maybe play some mailbox baseball!
Cuntaminate by Mato Hoksila December 25, 2014

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.
Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

Cumtaminated 

one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources
Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"

Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."

Guy A: (looks confused)

Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"

Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)
Cumtaminated by gorilla adam March 2, 2009

Cuntamination 

The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.
While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.

contominated 

All girls who have dated or been with Tom
You don't want that shit, she's been contominated
contominated by Tom3 October 15, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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