51 definitions by sandspit

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.
Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL
by sandspit October 10, 2007
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Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.
Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!
by sandspit October 23, 2007
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intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.
Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."
by sandspit December 26, 2009
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full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
by sandspit September 7, 2007
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laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.
this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!
by sandspit August 28, 2007
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online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.
xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!
by sandspit December 31, 2010
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someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.
Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!
by sandspit January 1, 2010
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