sandspit's definitions

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

unfuckwithable

under the false impression that you are at the pinnacle, untouchable or otherwise impervious to any physical or verbal attack.

Chet's big 'unfuckwithable' tatoo got him beat-up at the local bar, then hassled and arrested by the cops, and finally hazed by the inmates in county jail. He might want to re-think that one.

by sandspit December 29, 2009

suspension of disbelief

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.

when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!

by sandspit October 18, 2007

dillsack onchin

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

by sandspit November 25, 2007

flesh nugget

a somewhat demeaning description of a sexy young woman, the distinction being she can not be skinny.

hey...did you see that total flesh nugget over by the pool tables?! damn!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

lag liar

online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.

xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!

by sandspit December 31, 2009

chavalla

chavalla noun: little punk kid that dresses and acts like a gangster.

I think someone is gonna cap that chavalla!

by sandspit September 17, 2007