sandspit's definitions

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

LeGrande

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.

Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL

by sandspit November 25, 2007

towel butt

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.

dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

Lincoln Aggravator

Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.

Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!

by sandspit November 8, 2007

thickness

reference to a curvy, firm attractive female. distinction being that she is not fat, not ghetto nor homely.

whoa, look at that blonde thickness being hassled by those doushebags... let's roll!

by sandspit May 11, 2015

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

broken fucker

insult typically hurled drivers that are somehow elluded by even the most basic rules of the road.

look at that broken fucker in the left lane going 45 with a semi four feet from his rear bumper.

by sandspit September 17, 2007