contaminate
To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.
contaminate by edstar77 April 9, 2014
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tune contamination
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."
Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010
nostril contamination
When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.
nostril contamination by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007
Cumtaminated
Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"
Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."
Guy A: (looks confused)
Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"
Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)
Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."
Guy A: (looks confused)
Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"
Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)
Cumtaminated by gorilla adam March 2, 2009
Cuntamination
The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.
While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.
Cuntamination by JackMeOffYouFuckingSluts April 19, 2009
Cuntaminate
The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.
Cuntaminate by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009
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