contominated
contominated by Tom3 October 15, 2006
Words you can keep
Kontominated
When you get screwed over by someone you think you know.
e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back
Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first
e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back
Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first
1. I cant believe John just kontominated my girl friend. I am so going to fuck him up when i next see him
2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!
2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!
Kontominated by ColonelTessieIceBeaconThe2nd January 16, 2013
Contaminated Goat
A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014
Cuntaminated
When a group of people, usually in a position of power, are abusing or neglecting their power and behaving like total cunts.
Cuntaminated by KC AJ July 4, 2017
contaminate
To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.
contaminate by edstar77 April 9, 2014
Cuntaminated
State of being a person finds themself in after all their buddies learn of their one night stand with the sleaziest, manliest, most scandalous and vile sack-chasing bitch in the hood and are now considered the newest laughing stock and also become blacklisted by all other ladies who learn of it....this is something that can't be reversed or changed, so it is therefore a permanent social status, kinda how jungle fever is with white race-traitor bitcbes...
Damn bro, Mike used to pull so much booty, then he hooked up with that jank-junkie Blowqueetha one night when she was feinding super bad, now all the rest of these broads cold-shoulder him like he's been cuntaminated....no mo skank- hunting with him now...
Cuntaminated by Jim who?! Jim-Fucking-jones, y March 20, 2018
Contimidated
Some idiot spelling contimidated instead of intimidating contimidate is another typo word for intimidate.
Contimidated by wotler October 6, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026