To be in a position where one's train does not wnat to leave the brown terminal. Derivitive of constipation.
by Localer January 20, 2007
Consti is a cool guy!
by TriHard777 October 17, 2020
An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.
Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!
Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011