consti

To be in a position where one's train does not wnat to leave the brown terminal. Derivitive of constipation.

"Just off to the bog love. I may be a while, I've got consti"

by Localer January 25, 2007

Consti

Top notch guy, is always nice to you. He also gets all the girls.

Consti is a cool guy!

by TriHard777 October 16, 2020

Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.

Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011