Top notch guy, is always nice to you. He also gets all the girls.
Consti is a cool guy!
by TriHard777 October 17, 2020
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To be in a position where one's train does not wnat to leave the brown terminal. Derivitive of constipation.
"Just off to the bog love. I may be a while, I've got consti"
by Localer January 20, 2007
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An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.
Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
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