I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.
by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

by WEWA August 30, 2007

con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.
Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.
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by LevArtation February 18, 2011

contemplating a bowel movement
by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.
Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.
by Glunglorp69 April 03, 2023
