Constipidity

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*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

Constipidity by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015

Words you can keep

Constipidity

To not be able to spit out your words

Man you have constipidity or somthing

Constipidity by SpecialOpsMonkey February 21, 2015

Related Words

Constipidity • constupidity

Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

Constipidity by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015

Constupidity

When someone is so full of stupid, that there is danger that they will suddenly blow stupid out at others.

I am so sick of Dennis, his constupidity is about to explode and kill our conversation.

Constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016

constupidity

When someone is so full of stupidity that there is no hope of stupidity ever leaving them.

I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.

constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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