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Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
by adam_knows February 15, 2017
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Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.
by nycgirlh June 12, 2007
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Constitutional

Now deemed to replace legit, for it has been far too drastically overused. Not to mention it sounds WAY more wicked swank.
J-"So I got nothing but big bills how bout I front the full check and you just pay me back your bit?"
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."
by Sh9est Danke Hombre August 24, 2010
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Constitutional

new-fangled word for "cool"
Dylan is constitutional, he enjoys sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll!
by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008
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Constitutional

Some one who wants to be a Constitutionalist, but is to ignorant to have read the Constitution..... Often a statment used to justify doing horrible things or taking the side of horrible people/ideology... Often used as a right wing tactic to complain about life and opposing view points. "snowflake"
tomi lahren ~ "I'm a Constitutional" ... equivalent to Ralph's~ "I eat paste" comment....
by Twinside22 August 18, 2017
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Constitutional Drift

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.
Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.
A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.
by Logan2255 August 15, 2010
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