constitutional
Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
constitutional by adam_knows February 15, 2017
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constitutional by nycgirlh June 12, 2007
Constitutional
Now deemed to replace legit, for it has been far too drastically overused. Not to mention it sounds WAY more wicked swank.
J-"So I got nothing but big bills how bout I front the full check and you just pay me back your bit?"
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."
Constitutional by Sh9est Danke Hombre August 24, 2010
Constitutional
Constitutional by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008
Constitutional
Some one who wants to be a Constitutionalist, but is to ignorant to have read the Constitution..... Often a statment used to justify doing horrible things or taking the side of horrible people/ideology... Often used as a right wing tactic to complain about life and opposing view points. "snowflake"
Constitutional by Twinside22 August 18, 2017
Constitutional Drift
A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.
Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.
Constitutional Drift by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
Constitutional Cherry Picker
One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.
A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.
Constitutional Cherry Picker by Logan2255 August 15, 2010
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