confulish 

confulish:
Confused and foolish at the same time.

Confulish:
Being used in a sentence.

Walked into the wrong classroom thinking it was nude sculpting. instead, it was a chemistry class.

confulish by Smart - One April 21, 2016

consultish 

A gibberish language spoken by management consultants

Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.

Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?

Consultant: Consultish

consultish by AYYFRON March 10, 2011

conquish 

A mix of conquer and vanquish which should only be used to describe epic victories of magnificent proportions.

We shall ride into battle and conquish all who oppose us!
Never again shall they deny us a win of magnificent proportions.

conquish by johnwindim February 23, 2011

Confushook 

When your confused and shook AT THE SAME TIME!

“Ke is my moms car key”
“I is confushook”
“I’m so confushook right about now”

Confushook by Heyitsmeeeee August 8, 2018

Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

So I am confushun 

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

So I am confushun by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018

confusis

An internet nickname.

Also a mistake in spelling Confucious the chinese philosopher, usually while quoting something 'written' by confucious. Usually the 'quote' was never written by confucious, just a stupid fake.

Wrong: Confusis say 'He who stand on toilet is high on pot' or similar.

Right: I was talking to Confusis on msn last night.

confusis by Confusis June 30, 2004