confleshion

An admitting of having succumbed to your cravings for soft warm squeezable human tissue.

Slick Willie has partaken of so many disgraceful and sordid trysts during his morally-depraved lifetime dat if he went to da confleshional, he'd likely be there all day!

confleshion by QuacksO January 14, 2023

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

Love Confession 

Most probably, one of the most difficult things to make.

love confession, damnit.
Everyone makes his own.

Love Confession by Centrist November 3, 2008

urban confessional 

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

urban confessional by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014

rcc student confessions 

A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).

Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"

rcc student confessions by Ttman June 23, 2015

National Confession day 

April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them

National Confession day

National Confession day by Dayana302 April 16, 2019

Friday Confession 

A no judgment group chat between friends where sins are confessed and forgiven on fridays in order to have a clear conscience before the weekend. These confessions are not limited to recent sins but all sins.

Friday Confession: I once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iPhone that he dropped in the middle of Rochester road before the light turned green. I counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. I've never felt so much joy in my life. It was hilarious.

Friday Confession by Big Body C Dawg November 5, 2016