An internet nickname.
Also a mistake in spelling Confucious the chinese philosopher, usually while quoting something 'written' by confucious. Usually the 'quote' was never written by confucious, just a stupid fake.
Also a mistake in spelling Confucious the chinese philosopher, usually while quoting something 'written' by confucious. Usually the 'quote' was never written by confucious, just a stupid fake.
Wrong: Confusis say 'He who stand on toilet is high on pot' or similar.
Right: I was talking to Confusis on msn last night.
Right: I was talking to Confusis on msn last night.
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Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008
Get the Shy/Asshole Confusion mug.A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016
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Get the I am confusion mug.The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.
by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008
Get the Postcoital Confusion mug.Occurs in dialogue. When someone says something so idiotic, there are so many possible jokes you could make; you don't know which one to go for, and end up saying nothing.
1 - "That tooth still buggin' ya?"
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
by Jack of Hats February 5, 2010
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