Confished
That confished me.
Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017
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Confused him
Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021
confused boner
confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014
confused screaming
confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018
Cobbished
When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.
Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
Cobbished by thecampingtripmvp May 20, 2017
Color Confused
Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"
Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011
Clownfished
Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.
I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.
Clownfished by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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