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conquilhas 

CONQUILHAS is the most OG gang in Portugal if you visit portugal it is very probable to see a huge number of graffitis and tattos do not mess with them or you will get "HURT"!

OG: Where can I buy some weed around here nigga?
GO: Talk to my homies CONQUILHAS!
OG: Where can I buy some weed around here nigga?
GO: Talk to my homies CONQUILHAS!
conquilhas by kure February 7, 2014

conquistaboo 

An apologist for the actions of the conquistadors, similar to a wehraboo or tankie.
You really think Hernan Cortes was the good guy? Wow you must be a conquistaboo.
conquistaboo by Regulus Zealous April 27, 2021

anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures
Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.
anal conquistador by KPVA February 18, 2010

Colgate Conquistador 

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.
John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
Colgate Conquistador by RodWood July 18, 2010

rectal conquistador 

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole
Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."
rectal conquistador by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

conquistadorgt 

A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable
Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles
conquistadorgt by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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