Confushook 

When your confused and shook AT THE SAME TIME!

“Ke is my moms car key”
“I is confushook”
“I’m so confushook right about now”

Confushook by Heyitsmeeeee August 8, 2018

Confusebooking 

When an individual proceeds to change his or her status to a confusing statement or phrase that leaves the reader with questions of either the authors state of mind or motive.

This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.

Steve: Dude, what is up with Bill?

Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.

Example Status:

Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.

Confusebooking by DeviousWaffles February 5, 2010

Conshookered 

A mash-up of confused, shook, and triggered

Gurl, i was conshookered!

Conshookered by Memelord Miriam April 16, 2017

conshookered 

An exaggeration form of the term shook.

This has me so conshookered!

conshookered by Maria Rainer April 11, 2017

confushocked 

when you are confused and shocked at the same time

mare i cant believe you are head over heels on him i again, im so confushocked that you are doing this again to yourself

confushocked by blueeuyey March 21, 2022