Confushook
Confushook by Heyitsmeeeee August 8, 2018
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Confusebooking
When an individual proceeds to change his or her status to a confusing statement or phrase that leaves the reader with questions of either the authors state of mind or motive.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
Steve: Dude, what is up with Bill?
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Example Status:
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Example Status:
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
Confusebooking by DeviousWaffles February 5, 2010
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