TheRealSlamB36's definitions
make sure to stop at the local organic farmers market on your way to jessica's vegan party, it's byob.
by TheRealSlamB36 May 11, 2020
Get the byobmug. PE teacher: "get ready for the pushup fitness test"
me: "can we do knee pushups?"
PE teacher: *looks at me like I'm insane* "uhh... no..."
me: *gets down on mat, now looking stupid*
PE teacher: "ready, set, go!"
me: *does 2 half pushups before collapsing*
me: *continues to lie facedown looking dumb af, waiting for the other kids to finish so I can leave*
this is a true story
me: "can we do knee pushups?"
PE teacher: *looks at me like I'm insane* "uhh... no..."
me: *gets down on mat, now looking stupid*
PE teacher: "ready, set, go!"
me: *does 2 half pushups before collapsing*
me: *continues to lie facedown looking dumb af, waiting for the other kids to finish so I can leave*
this is a true story
by TheRealSlamB36 May 13, 2020
Get the pushupmug. 
person 1: what r u doing rn
person 2: i'm bored so i'm looking at random definitions on urban dictionary
person 1: k have fun nErd
person 2: i'm bored so i'm looking at random definitions on urban dictionary
person 1: k have fun nErd
by TheRealSlamB36 February 10, 2020
Get the urban dictionarymug. a white, middle-aged, suburban, egotistical, usually racist lady who has a low tolerance for other people and has a thing for managers
starbucks employee: "ma'am please have your dog wait outside while you order"
karen: "eXcuSe mE, this is my emotionaL suppOrT aNiMaL"
starbucks employee: "ma'am i'm really sorry, it's store policy"
karen: "that's very diSresPecTfuL of you to say YOUNG MAN! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER??"
karen: "eXcuSe mE, this is my emotionaL suppOrT aNiMaL"
starbucks employee: "ma'am i'm really sorry, it's store policy"
karen: "that's very diSresPecTfuL of you to say YOUNG MAN! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER??"
by TheRealSlamB36 February 1, 2021
Get the karenmug. i am not an idiot. you know what homework is. now stop wasting your time on urban dictionary and get back to it.
by TheRealSlamB36 May 11, 2020
Get the homeworkmug. 3:00 PM
1: What r u doing?
2: playing 2048
4:00 PM
1: wanna go get some food with me?
2: when I finish playing 2048
1:00 AM
1: r u done with your homework yet?
2: what homework?
1: the one that's due tomorrow 1st period
2: F***ing s*** 2048!!!!
1: What r u doing?
2: playing 2048
4:00 PM
1: wanna go get some food with me?
2: when I finish playing 2048
1:00 AM
1: r u done with your homework yet?
2: what homework?
1: the one that's due tomorrow 1st period
2: F***ing s*** 2048!!!!
by TheRealSlamB36 June 5, 2018
Get the 2048mug.