confodoma
When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.
Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
confodoma by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012
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conformatron
One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus
3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus
3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
The boss's conformatron is screwing us over
That conformatron is a tool
I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.
He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.
That conformatron is a tool
I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.
He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.
conformatron by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012
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condomaximum
the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
condomaximum by litbrit June 14, 2010
Conformavore
The great unyielding compulsion, common among the ignorant masses, to conform to unenlightened or trite norms that are ubiquitous within a particular moment in time.
Carla's friends all like dating guys on the football team, and being the conformavore she is, she wants the same thing, even though she might actually get along better with musicians.
Conformavore by A100NZ February 12, 2017
Conformals
Office worker 1: Dude you might want to dress up a bit more for the next meeting.
Office worker 2: Fuck you! I don't do conformals.
Office worker 2: Fuck you! I don't do conformals.
Conformals by Sexy legs September 30, 2012
condomasturbate
to masturbate into a condom.
Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.
condomasturbate by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011
Condoman
When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Condoman by penismachine September 29, 2019
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