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condomplating 

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."
condomplating by Peter Moody November 5, 2008

Condomsating

When your used condom sits around too long and collects condensation
The leftovers from last night are condomsating in the corner
Condomsating by Sir Drizzle February 3, 2015

Condomplating 

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it

Effboy: “You right
Condomplating by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017

Condoming 

To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.
Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.

condomplating 

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

condomplating 

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.
In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
condomplating by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009