maw

Scottish slang for "your mother" usually used as a quick retort to an insult.

person1- you suck Dick
Person2- aye yer maw's dick.

I wiz shaggin yer maw.

Yer Maw's Muff smells like tuna.

by dickzilla August 11, 2004

maw

Maw is a common Scottish word for mother, however it can be used in many other situations where "mum", would not be at all appropriate! Instead of saying "No, I don't agree with that", one can simply say "Aye, yer maw", and walk away - by far the superior choice for those busy those of us with have more pressing matters to attend to.

1. "Your maw is braw (tasty/babelicious)"
2. Person 1. "Naw, yer fish"
3. Person 2. "Naw yer maw" (person 2 clearly wins the argument, it's easy when you know how)

by stranger December 22, 2004

maw

1. The mouth, stomach, jaws, or gullet of a voracious animal, especially a carnivore.
2. The opening into something felt to be insatiable

2. “I saw the opening maw of hell” (Herman Melville)

by TkWolf February 01, 2004

maw

A word to say when there isn't anything else to say. The verbal alternative to lol

online:
person1: ....
person2: lol

In real life:
person1: ....
person2: MAW!!

by Captain Salvador October 22, 2007

maw

1) Might as Well
2) Mind as well

I don't want to study for this exam, maw skip it.

by gambit972 May 10, 2008

maw

A large enclosed retail establishment where one see and be seen. One can also purchase beauty supplies and/or hair extensions.

I saw yo sisa at da maw, and she be coolin with her chilluns.

by bluntedboy April 25, 2004

maw

fuck me all night long

by bitch/nigger July 27, 2003