Condomania
Condomania by GitShrekt November 18, 2014
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condomaximum
the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
condomaximum by litbrit June 14, 2010
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cantomaniac
one who is given to excessive singing; one who sings at the drop of a hat; one for whom song is a predominant form of self-expression.
My friend, Julie, is a cantomaniac - every time I go to her house, I can hear her singing before I get to the door!
cantomaniac by Lynn K. Edisen January 23, 2009
Poor man's condominium
Poor man's condominium by Jere August 7, 2012
Condominium
A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.
proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
Condominium by Johnyknowhow June 29, 2015
condominimum
n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.
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condominimum by gnostic1 December 23, 2011
Condominimum
n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Condominimum by warmbrother October 2, 2014
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