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Condombrella 

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Condombrella by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

condomaximum 

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
condomaximum by litbrit June 14, 2010

Condomer 

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
Condomer by Snoos September 30, 2009

condomasturbate 

to masturbate into a condom.
Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.
condomasturbate by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

Condoman 

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Condoman by penismachine September 29, 2019

condometron 

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"
girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!
condometron by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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