Definitions by penismachine

Skrimpuhlimpus

"Great!" or "Fantastic!". Popular children's slang from the Midwestern, United States in the 1950s.

"Gee, Molly, your new tennis shoes are mighty skrimpuhlimpus!"

"Skrimpuhlimpus! I aced my algebra exam!"

Skrimpuhlimpus by penismachine April 17, 2021

Condoman 

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.

Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.

Condoman by penismachine September 29, 2019