condomaximum

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.

Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.

by litbrit June 14, 2010

condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

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That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.

Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014