conept

A conept is an implicit handover of responsibility, analysis and implementation.

Whenever someone is asked to create a conept for a vague idea.

What is actually meant is to implicitly handover any hard decisions (functional and technical) from the asking party to the employee that will be creating the conept.

For the requesting party, a finished conept is to be considered as the fruit of all powerpoints presented to upper management, leading up to the point of the delegation of the creation of the conept.

After a demo of a conept, the conept will then be functionally reverse engineered so that it looks like that the initial requirements had always been describing exactly what the conept does up until that point.
Whenever that happens, the conept will be used to extrapolate a roadmap for future similar conepts for the next 10 years with hard-limits on estimated mandays.

We're trusting you to create a conept for the roadmap we've described for this product. (phrase used publicly)

Thanks to the conept, we've now figured out what we actually meant with this 'technical uplift'. (phrase not used publicly)

by Zeverkieken July 11, 2019

Conetta

The last name of anyone with a heart of gold. Is usually Italian and has brown wavy or curly hair!

He’s so lovely, he must be a Conetta!

by Zoetropper March 5, 2021

napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.

She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

by not a juuler December 11, 2018

Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.

Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018

Concept Art

Art based on an original idea of designs like characters or made up places. It isn't the final product and usually will have adjustments made.

The concept art for the game's main character originally showed them with blue hair.

by MaloxeyonDA July 9, 2017

Conceptualosis

Something will only happen when you don't expect it to happen. Alternatively; if you expect something to happen it will not

In class when you expect to be picked for a question you’re not, but when you’re not expecting to be picked you are this is conceptualosis.

by Youhoesdunno April 11, 2017