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coniption 

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.
Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"
coniption by rythmik1 December 21, 2004

coniption 

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger
My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.
coniption by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

coniption 

coniption, to be totally angry, accompanied by an extreme, tantrum like, outburst.
They are going to have a (coniption,) when they discover their roof has been painted by vandals!
coniption by cocoplain May 29, 2010

coniption 

to have a semi spaz attack while laughing to hard at a joke;can cause heart attack for the fairly old
the girl was having a coniption while laughing at a inside joke she was sharing.
coniption by MSHS chemist January 30, 2010

coniption fit 

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.
Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!
coniption fit by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006

coniption shit 

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.
The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!
coniption shit by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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