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Cohabitatering

Cohabitating with potatoes or a potato like person
Ever since Jeff moved in I've been Cohabitatering and I Hate it
Cohabitatering by markazz530 November 15, 2021

capitate 

to receive head, rather than loose it
see blow job

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.
During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.
capitate by Adrock March 7, 2004

conspirate 

origins in South Florida, (verb) to conspirate; to act in a way towards someone else with sneaky intentions; in collusion with a second party or more. to create a conspiracy. to make a conspiration. an alliance of conspirators.
Johnny's friends will conspirate to buy him a surprise birthday gift.
conspirate by mulletboat June 5, 2009

Capitate 

verb:
The opposite of decapitate; To give someone head.
“Bro I just got capitated by your uncle”
Capitate by IDipMyOreosInWater April 6, 2022
to not have ones head cut off
"Dude, did you see that guy get decapitated last night?"
"Yeah, thank God I'm still capitated"
capitated by otters128 September 7, 2016

Conspirate 

The definition of cool (sorry Jesus, maybe next time)
Conspirate is too cool for school.
Conspirate by Randall Thug 69 September 28, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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