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consPIRATEors! 

conspirator:

1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.

pirate:

one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission

conPIRATEors!:

1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.
"The editor and the author of a word published on The Urban Dictionary were consPIRATEors!" - says a pirate.
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conspiratheory 

a theory of a conspiracy.. someone's random idea that cannot be proved

Also can be used as Conspiratist - someone who creates or believes in conspiratheories
Doob said that Obama was an alien in a black man's body.. I said Doob that is just a conspiratheory, don't be such a conspiratist.
conspiratheory by styballer February 10, 2010

Co-conspirator 

Your partner in crime, the individual you engaged in an activity with, not necessarily having to do with an actual conspiracy.
After I became inebriated Saturday night with my co-conspirator, I had to call a taxi to drive us home.

Real Conspirator 

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.
See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.
Real Conspirator by The BenMan April 6, 2004

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026