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consPIRATEors! 

conspirator:

1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.

pirate:

one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission

conPIRATEors!:

1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.
"The editor and the author of a word published on The Urban Dictionary were consPIRATEors!" - says a pirate.
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conspiratheory 

a theory of a conspiracy.. someone's random idea that cannot be proved

Also can be used as Conspiratist - someone who creates or believes in conspiratheories
Doob said that Obama was an alien in a black man's body.. I said Doob that is just a conspiratheory, don't be such a conspiratist.
conspiratheory by styballer February 10, 2010

Co-conspirator 

Your partner in crime, the individual you engaged in an activity with, not necessarily having to do with an actual conspiracy.
After I became inebriated Saturday night with my co-conspirator, I had to call a taxi to drive us home.

Real Conspirator 

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.
See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.
Real Conspirator by The BenMan April 6, 2004
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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