by markazz530 November 15, 2021
A typical "fat 'n' lazy" dude whom you live wif, but who does little besides lounge back on da couch to watch TV and munch Humpty Dumpty chips --- an appropriately-named brand of "fried-'n'-dried-tater" snack for him to eat, too, as he is huge and rotund just like said egg-based individual.
Lots of domestically-disappointed ladies had originally harbored high hopes regarding da seemingly-caring-'n'-capable guys whom they were marrying, but all they ended up being were unmotivated cohabitaters!
by QuacksO March 02, 2025