cohabitater

A typical "fat 'n' lazy" dude whom you live wif, but who does little besides lounge back on da couch to watch TV and munch Humpty Dumpty chips --- an appropriately-named brand of "fried-'n'-dried-tater" snack for him to eat, too, as he is huge and rotund just like said egg-based individual.

Lots of domestically-disappointed ladies had originally harbored high hopes regarding da seemingly-caring-'n'-capable guys whom they were marrying, but all they ended up being were unmotivated cohabitaters!

cohabitater by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Cohabitatering

Cohabitating with potatoes or a potato like person

Ever since Jeff moved in I've been Cohabitatering and I Hate it

Cohabitatering by markazz530 November 15, 2021

Post Mortem Cohabitation 

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

Post Mortem Cohabitation by KJP420 February 8, 2021

Cohabitation 

When two people, generally a man and woman but in this day and age it could be any variation of the genders, are living together in a mad frenzy of sex. If say you're "cohabitating" with someone and you're not having sex more often then hormone raged minks, you're not cohabitating.

You will never enjoy the perks of cohabitation, because you're such a fucking retard that you had to use the urban dictionary to find out what it means.

Cohabitation by deathjr November 14, 2003

cohabitation without fornication 

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

cohabitation without fornication by keVIInXI July 8, 2011

COHAPITATE 

To allow for being in a happy state of mind. COHAPITATION: Sharing an harmonious environment or behavior.

The sisters were able to cohapitate and enjoy their time living together even during the COVID-19 pandemic seclusion.

COHAPITATE by LadyoftheLatte June 11, 2020