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crapitate

a verb that means "having the crap irritated out of you"
Person 1: "gah! her voice irritates the crap out of me"

Person 2: "you're very easily crapitated, aren't you?!"
by kelmel March 2, 2011
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crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".
The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.
by taoteqingren December 10, 2006
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crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.
When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.
by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010
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crapital

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid
"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."
by Occupant December 3, 2004
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Los Capitanes

Canberra based ska band from Australia. Their first album was called No Butts, and their debut album is called No Fun Intended, released in 2006. Includes catchy songs such as Surfin' ACT, Scene Queen and Don't Know Jack. Most of the lyrics are satirical/sarcastic. Made up of seven talented members all from around Canberra. Commonly reffered to as Los Caps, an abbreviation of their name.
Los Capitanes rocked that show!
by suicidal education August 18, 2006
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Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.
It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!
by rory.scollard October 7, 2012
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Crapitalize

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)
Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.
by alexanderdys January 11, 2012
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