Colostitute

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A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.

Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!

Colostitute by Sick MD April 24, 2009

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Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

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Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

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copstitute

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.

A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.

copstitute by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007

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constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

constitute by Larstait November 7, 2003

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copstitute

An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.

That *&(^ing copstitute forced my car into the wall a half mile from the finish!

copstitute by Hesh December 6, 2005

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constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

constitute by coinroller August 23, 2007

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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