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group of suburban white women trying to be hip
Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets
midgets by guruette December 24, 2002
Words you can keep
short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places
A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
Midgets by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023

Midgets Gone Wild 

A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs
did you see those prostitots dancing in those 4 each heels?

yeah, talk about Midgets Gone Wild

midgets under water 

man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.

midgets arse 

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.
I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.
midgets arse by Bambino May 6, 2006

A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.
crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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