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Midgets
A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
Midgets by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023
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Midgets Gone Wild
A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs
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midgets arse
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A ponder of Midgets
A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004
crib midgets
All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.
crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008
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