Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.
I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.
by coinroller August 19, 2007
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A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
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Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
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A magical document that always agrees with you.
You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!
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bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning
Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.
by nycgirlh May 24, 2007
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1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.
by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003
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