Copstitute
Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015
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copstitute
A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.
A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.
copstitute by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007
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copstitute
An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.
copstitute by Hesh December 6, 2005
Constitutional Drift
A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.
Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.
Constitutional Drift by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
ConsTITution
A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
ConsTITution by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011
constitutional
Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
constitutional by adam_knows February 15, 2017
The Constitution
The Constitution by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018
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