Suck Slut

Any person who will kneel down just about anywhere and blow you, swallow everything and lick their lips

I met this super suck slut last nite, the chick was cum guzzler - she blew me three times!

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 04, 2022

FFFFF

"Find them, French them, Finger them, Fuck them, Forget them"
A derogatory acronym used mainly by frat boys referring to girls.

This weekend's beach party will be great, FFFFF !

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 02, 2018

Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 03, 2024

Woke

Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.

The opposite of Woke is Doze.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 24, 2023

Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020

sparklefluff

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff

Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 04, 2016

WTDF

What the Double Fuck!!

An even more enthusiastic expression than WTF (What The Fuck).

They WHAT?? WTDF...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky November 27, 2018