FFFFF

"Find them, French them, Finger them, Fuck them, Forget them"
A derogatory acronym used mainly by frat boys referring to girls.

This weekend's beach party will be great, FFFFF !

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 03, 2018

FlufferNutter

A performer in the porn industry who has a reputation for blowing his load (nutting) while being serviced by a fluffer.

Joey's a FlufferNutter, his scenes never last long. He always nuts his fluffer.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 12, 2023

Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 03, 2024

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 04, 2013

WTDF

What the Double Fuck!!

An even more enthusiastic expression than WTF (What The Fuck).

They WHAT?? WTDF...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky November 28, 2018

Paid Troll

A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.

That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 22, 2011