TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020

piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

Semen Demon

A pejorative for children, especially children that aren't well behaved.

Those little semen demons are disturbing everyone

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 3, 2021

DOGIE

Department Of Government Inefficiency Everywhere

I didn't think it was possible, but that chainsaw wielding DOGIE moron is making the federal government even less efficient than it was.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 12, 2025

FlufferNutter

A performer in the porn industry who has a reputation for blowing his load (nutting) while being serviced by a fluffer.

Joey's a FlufferNutter, his scenes never last long. He always nuts his fluffer.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 12, 2023

Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015