Colostitute 

A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.

Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!

Colostitute by Sick MD April 24, 2009

Copstitute 

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

copstitute 

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.

A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.

copstitute by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007

constitute 

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

constitute by Larstait November 7, 2003

copstitute 

An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.

That *&(^ing copstitute forced my car into the wall a half mile from the finish!

copstitute by Hesh December 6, 2005

constitute 

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

constitute by coinroller August 23, 2007