To have a paste-like bowel
movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also,
difficult to
wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey,
Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the
Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...