Colgating

To brush one's teeth.

A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.

Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)

I've just woken up, must colgate! Colgating should not be done just after drinking orange juice.

by Intelligent Derpy Hooves December 20, 2012

Colgating

The act of massaging out sperm out of ones flaccid penis while working the balls and literally pumping out the secretion; as if squeezing the remaining toothpaste out of a tube . This is done preferrably above the reciprocant.

Colgating: After a hard night of drug use Jim was unable to achieve an erection; therefore he had to colgate his girlfriend instead as she always requires a milky load before sleep.

by Jimbo_the_dude_69 January 22, 2025

dog-collaring

Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.

I used a spool of cable wire as a leash for my friend's dog and ever since have blatantly denied it and blamed the dog's owner. He's tried to explain the truth ever since, in vain. Dog-collaring him has become a regular occurrence when we are together.

by Rwey February 13, 2009

Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.

I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.

by Mintchris January 2, 2019

Sugar coating.

When someone isn't honest with another person - to a point -

The person's real opion:
"I really dislike you, your VERY annoying, and I wish you would drop dead."

Sugar coated:
"I don't like you very much, your a little bit annoying, but I think your doing somthing with life."

Sugar coating.

by Mikey Saur December 16, 2008

colreting

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."

Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts

by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011

sugar coating the snake

When a woman or man hides their true identity and makes themselves look sweet to lure in prey. A disguise that hides their snake like soul that has viperous natures but they need to look sweet to get close to someone to take advantage of them.

A woman who is a PHD student who wants a baby and then lures in a nice man to have sex with her. After she is impregnated, she then disposes of him and takes him to court for the money. The man is left wondering what the heck happened while she is taking him to the cleaners. But when she needs something she lures him back in with sweetness then bits into his jugular when he is at his weakest.

From real life:
she's changed a lot in the last month. Seems sweet again
but perhaps it is just sugar coating the snake

by ayrobotech October 24, 2011