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Joey said "I got my Colgate on! Gotta represent my hood'!"
Colgate by ColgateCrew November 8, 2017
Gorgeous school, gorgeous girls, gorgeous amounts of money later in life. It's like Dartmouth's, cooler, little brother. Really is the best school period.
-"I went to Colgate"
-"I bet you drive an Aston Martin"
Colgate by livagoodlife December 16, 2012
Small liberal arts college located in Hamilton, New York. It has NO affiliation with Colgate-Palmolive, it is not a dentistry school. The general concensus on its academics and athletics is "kick-freakin-ass". So many hot girls you'll want to break down and cry, indeed, many incoming freshmen do. Downside-Damn near the most expensive education you can get, and no academic scholarships.
-I heard you go to Colgate University?
-Yeah, it's awesome.
-I didn't know you wanted to be a dentist.
-I hate you, and everything you stand for.
colgate by 2cool4scool July 3, 2006
Colgate is a word that was chanted in the halls of a local middle school in kentucky for weeks after the scandal of Mr.Murphy taking away shirts and making kids strip in front of him like the pedafile that he may or may not be. Colgate is a term that will have vengince against a small public middle school in OBKY.
COLGATE COLGATE COLGATE!
Colgate by sipkay95 July 23, 2018
Type of blow job where the female gives head as if she was brushing her teeth.
"That felt so good. She just gave me a colgate."
Colgate by Silent Killa November 11, 2008
a company that makes toothpaste and all hygene products.
my dad works at colgate
colgate by mandy November 20, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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