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Someone who's on top of his game..No one can compete with him at everything he does..aka the champ..handsome charming and articulate.
Damn i wish i could be just like Palmer
#awesome#champion#good looking#smart#unbeatable
by champ8619 February 03, 2010
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base unit of measuring breast size
She's got quite the rack, definitely a two-palmer.
#breasts#measure#hands#tits#big
by Robots_rule December 09, 2008
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Palmerunknown
(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something
Ex 1: Jimmy didn't study, but he got a 105% on his test. He Palmered that test.

Ex 2: Jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. He is confident that he will Palmer the competition.
#synonym: pwn#own#master#antonym: fail#be defeated
by Julie Schmutz December 07, 2007
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Palmerunknown
Total godess. Bright, happy, sweet and loving. Number 10 on the hottie scale. Shes smart, funny, and can always make you smile. Has a nice rack. In a movie called just go with it.
Friend1: Oh my godess who is that?

Friend2: Oh, thats palmer!
#hot#blonde#cute#funny#sexy
by swaggaboy January 02, 2012
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A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."
#rack#boobs#cans#tits#funbags#hooters#melons#mangos#bee stings#rockin' tits
by bTreezy October 22, 2008
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A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."
#tits#boobs#bust#melons#cans#jugs#hooters#boobage#bee stings#chesticles
by ha8o8le December 04, 2008
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Another term for a 'hand job'.
So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...
#hand job#handjob#sex#blueballs#blue ball
by Josh Fuller October 10, 2006
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