A toxic man or boy that loves to protect penis and wants to be a big dick himself. A male that has a warped idea of what masculinity is, has little depth as a human being, often exhibits unwanted behavior towards women, blaming them for their small penises and inability to act out their true love of penis. A totally insecure dominant male with poor role models that compensates by being a totally wanker.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"