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O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
by Far Far Away August 29, 2010
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C.O.D/ C.O.D 4/COD4/COD

the name obssesed fans use for Call of duty 4
Jonas:Hey man you wanna play COD
Matt:Whats COD?
Jonas:The greatest game ever ever i pwn noobs on it all the time
Matt:You need to get out more


C.O.D/ C.O.D 4/COD4/COD
by SoundLad September 30, 2008
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C.O.D.

Cash on delivery. That is, paying cash for a product upon receiving delivery of it.
The product is only $19.95, check or credit card only. No CODs please, we don't like fish in the mail.
by boohiss February 27, 2004
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C.O.D Block

C.O.D abbrv. for Call Of Duty a popular video game series, to C.O.D block is to purposely or accidentally interfere with a network connection of an online match by using an internet connection from a phone, PC, etc. which causes an unpleasant "lag" for the player.
Dude what the fuck?!?!, GET OFF the computer you're totally C.O.D blocking me!
by Fatal_Fart August 24, 2010
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C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
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C.O.D.

"playing C.O.D. and scratching my balls for the next 6 hours, which makes me totally cool, and YOU SUCK!!!111`! kthxbye"
by chicken choker May 29, 2005
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