pouch

a womens genitals

hey i saw kim's pouch yesterday, it was the greatest thing i have ever seen

by flizzy(the f is silent) April 06, 2010

pouch

when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.

Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)

by Ivosha January 08, 2007

pouch

slang term for male testicle(s).

Before he forced anal sex upon his victim, Kobe Bryant (star of the LA Rapers) told her "lick my pouch bitch ... and don't bite"

by Matt Margolis August 26, 2004

pouch

A man's flaccid penis and balls, especially when wrapped in tight underwear.

Look at my new boxers: they really enhance my pouch!

With your new thong, your pouch sticks out leaving nothing to imagination.

by perforMAN May 13, 2006

pouch

A simple device, usually a potato sack, attached to a man's waist so that another person may sit in the pouch and have access to the man's penis 24/7

Get in the pouch, bitch.

by Weeeeees December 04, 2007

pouch

To put an object in your pocket in a sneaky way. Can also mean to eat junk food fast.

Etienne was a the dentist signing some consent forms.

Etienne: "Hey, this pen is nice. Can I keep it?"
Receptionist: "Sure, whatever".
Etienne pouches the pen.

-I just pouched this poutine.

- "Dear sir, I would like to offer a $5.00 Tim Horton gift card as a thank you for waiting today".

"Great, I'll pouch that".

by ironllama1 January 14, 2017

pouch

the sound made while ejaculating

as i blew my load, i heard, "pouch"

by butt muncher December 17, 2002