A feeling usually experienced by thirteen year old boys when bumping into or brushing past a person of the opposite sex. The pent-up sexual tension causes a sudden pulse to the cock, occasionally resulting in an awkward boner.
Tom: Yo Jon, when Jenny bumped past me in the hall, I totally felt a Cockpulse. I couldn't stand up during my entire next class!
by Walrus Sack September 23, 2009
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1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010
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(Happily munching) Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda -- fuck dude, cockpuke! (Spitup swallowed) You totally stabbed my trachea. (Gulp)
You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.
You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.
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A non-word that is often accidentally derived from the word 'compulsion' (which is in turn authentically derived from the word 'compel', or 'compelled'). This phenomenon might possibly be more common among fans of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series.
by Terez27 August 16, 2011
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