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Cocknausea

A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.

There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022
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cockpause

Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.
Manu and Kayla were in the room, cuddling. Tyler walked in and stayed for 30 seconds. Tyler is guilty of a cockpause.
by a_mac25 October 22, 2010
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Cockcausian

A caucasian gay or straight male who enjoys colored penis
Terry is a Irish fag, that makes him a cockcausian.
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cockhausen

Someone who is Gay. Furthermore, not only are they Gay, but a Cockhausen has both male and female genitalia.
Wow, that guy is such a Cockhausen”
by Big—buck— February 6, 2023
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Cocknasal

(Cock-Nasal)
The act of ejaculating into another person's nostril.
"Yea bros I gave her a strong Cocknasal last night"
by The Almighty God of Sin, Azuky November 23, 2025
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