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cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005
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How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...
-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups
Well I guess you can only do one, really...
-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups
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cock pushups
Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.