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cockpushups
How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...
-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups
Well I guess you can only do one, really...
-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups
cockpushups by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007
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cock pushups
Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
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Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?
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