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cockpushups 

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down
How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups
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cock pushups 

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
cock pushups by ActionDan February 11, 2007

cock pushups 

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.
Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?
cock pushups by Brett December 28, 2002

cock pushups 

The act of lying flat on one's stomach and lifting oneself with one's boner.
I've increased the strength of my penis by doing cock pushups.
cock pushups by Massive_D of VN DT February 3, 2004
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026